You Call That Snow?

Yesterday, I received some bad news. My son’s girlfriend had failed her big medical school exam and would have to take it again. For the rest of the night I thought about how I could help or show my support, since she was was far away in WV. Finally it hit me; send her some flowers.  In the morning I searched the internet, found a florist in Beckley, picked out a cheery  arrangement and called in my order. The woman on the phone was pleasant, but  said they couldn’t deliver them today due to the snow.  She assured me they would be delivered the following day, so I placed my order. Wow! They must be having a big storm, I thought. Maybe I better check  and see how bad it was.  I read the forecast on the Weather Channel.  SNOW!   Then at the bottom of the screen, I saw it. Snow total: an inch or less.  Wait, an inch or less. That must be wrong.  An inch of snow isn’t really enough to stop anything, is it?  Well, apparently in West Virginia it is.